In leu of the recent outbreak of vocabulary relating to the omnipresent iPod, I have made a list composed by myself with help from friends and family.

Podism- A term relating to and describing something related to an iPod or iPod program

Podology- Knowledge of all things iPod or iPod technology

Podocracy- iPod democracy

Podcrat/Podcratic- People of the podacracy

Podarchy- Disorganized podocrasy

Podarchic/Podarchist- Practiser of podarchy

Podophile- Someone who adores all things iPod

Podophope- Someone who fears or otherwise abhors iPods and podology

The only downfall we have found to this system, however, is that in a decade or so, Tom Cruise will no longer practice Scientology, but Podology.